"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut."  --Sparky Anderson

"I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer."  --Tommy Lasorda

"Baseball is ninety percent mental.  The other half is physical."  --Yogi Berra

"Baseball is Heaven's gift to mortals."  --George Will

“It’s not what you did last year. It’s what you’re going to do this year. That’s more important.”  --Albert Pujols

"Pitching is simple.  Throw the ball over the stinkin' plate." -- Coach Booth