A Hot GirlThank You For Existing
10/9/09
Autumn weather has arrived. Expect to see lots of scenes around campus like the one below.
Yep, this is exactly what Fall always looks like. Nothing unnatural or posed here.
9/9/09
Texas Football vs. Wyoming this weekend. Elisha Cuthbert, who do you think will win?
So do we.
8/25/09
Who is your favorite college football team? Let's ask Angelina Jolie.
Yes, she wore a vial of blood around her neck for a while, but that doesn't make her any less hot.
7/29/09
For those that saw The Rhinestone Cowgirls vs. The Cherry Bombs, it is clear that this broad doesn't play Roller Derby in Texas.
4/20/09
Searching for images using the words "duke" and "hot girl" brings up Catherine Bach (a.k.a. Daisy Duke).
Who am I to argue?
3/29/09
This is the weather girl on the news from Monterrey.
So many smoking hot girls in Mexico...how soon can we go back?
3/18/09
What did you miss by not volunteering to work at Fado for St. Patrick's Day? Lots and lots of girls like the one below. Except drunker and friendlier. Now you know for next year.
3/4/09
I don't know where in our city this shot was taken, but I want to go to there.
3/2/09
In tough economic times, people have to improvise and cut costs however they can. Some people bring their lunch to work. Others clip coupons. While others make hats out of recycled beer cases. However, this is no ordinary recession, and it is time to embrace change. A true American would not wear any clothes. Remember ladies, yes you can!
2/22/09
Google Image Search is weird. We beat the Huns yesterday so I googled Hot Hun girl for this page. It came
up with Tara Reid. Yeah, I know some pictures of her it looks like a shark attacked her chest, but in this photo she is hot. Enjoy.
2/18/09
Not exactly what I envisioned when I asked her to "spread 'em." Gotta be more specific next time.
2/16/09
Here's something for Valentine's Day. Better late than never. Hey, just be glad that the website actually got updated.
Sincerely,
Management
Previous Posting (because we would not want you to miss one)
12/7/08
There's one good reason to spend so much time in the library this time of year. Final exams.
Oh, And all of the hot chicks that are there too. Okay, two reasons.
12/2/08
It's cold outside. What better way to welcome the winter season than with inappropriately-clad women?
11/15/08
Nickels says there is no need to stop at the "car wash" on the way back from Midland.
I respectfully disagree.
10/28/08
In honor of our upcoming trip to Fort Worth, here is a pic of some of their local talent.
Granted, these girls aren't that hot. However, I defy any one of you reading this to find a hotter picture of a TCU cheerleader. It just doesn't exist.
Also, a cheerleader we can all support. We appreciate your enthusiam, ma'am.
Archive
(8/27)
I know what you are thinking? What the...
Here is the deal: First of all, she is hot. Second of all, you know how you always say you just want to date a "cool" girl? Well guess what? Any girl dressed like a post-apocalyptic super hero will be "cool". So grab a 12 gauge, a bottle of water, snort fifteen NO-DOZ, and go fulfill your destiny.
Just remember to shoot the mutants in the head, otherwise they will not die.
By the way, the answer is yes. Her hair is in the shape of a helicopter - a helicopter of hotness.
(8/28)
If you are too young to remember Tawny Kitaen, you should yell at your parents and ask why they were not "doing it" in the seventies or earlier so that you could have truly appreciated her amazingness...and to a lesser extent the moderate rockishness that is White Snake.
Unfortunately, the YouTube embed function is not working, so please click on the link below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs
(8/29)
Grad Rugby would like to dedicate this next photo to a teammate who is no longer playing with the team. At the cross roads G.K....that is where we will meet you. Or at MOHH whenever you are in town.
(8/31)
Yes, I know I missed a day, but I was driving across the country. However, driving game me time to think. As a team, are we really prepared? You know, sure we are awesome athletes, who could give tips to the Spartans on toughness and training, but are we prepared to administer first aid if it is ever needed.
THIS IS MANDATORY. All ruggers are required to watch the following video. It might just save a loved one's life or possibly a really hot stranger. Of course, what better way to learn CPR than from French maids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngYAoZn-pmU
Again, I cannot get the embed function to work, but please enjoy. This is work friendly, but I would not let your boss catch you watching it.
(9/02)
In honor of Labor Day...and Texas...and I am sure something else.
(9/3)
The humidity in this town would be a lot easier to take if it led to more women casually leaning against walls and cooling off like so...
I know what you are thinking...what is that she is holding? Well, it is a "keytar". "Keytar" is actually a Sanskrit word that, loosely translated, means "an unbelievably hot girl who knows how to tickle my ivories".
(9/08)
If I ever have a chance to meet her, she will definitely fall for my line that I am an F-22 fighter pilot, who has been temporarily grounded because I was recently shot down in Iraq and lost my RIO. I have been ordered by my tough, but fair, flight commander to "find something good in life again." If only somebody could help me feel something again...anything...
(9/10)
This is proof that hottiness transcends all fashion (mis)statements. I do not care that she is dressed like the poor girl in my fifth grade class - the one that got all her clothes from her senile grandfather and her strange older brother who was constantly going to the principal's office for inappropriately touching himself in class. She is still hot. All hail her hottiness. Hail it I say. Hail it.
(9/11)
It would be so cool if we had groupies. We could be like, "Hey baby, want to get exclusive access to our pub crawl?" And they would be all like, "Tee hee...that sounds awesome!" Right now we just have that one homeless woman who follows us around asking us if we "need to party".
(9/12)
These girls are so hot that even though they do "jazz hands" right as they have an orgasm, you will still hope they call you back.
(9/13)
Honestly, girls like this scare the crap out of me. Will sex damage their surgically induced perfection? I ask you the question that haunts me during long, dark moments of the soul...Can fake breasts pop? Only time and rigorous study will tell.
(9/17)
You think these girls are hot? Would you like them to like you? No problem...It is so easy to do. Who am I to talk, you ask? I apologize for being rude, let me introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste.
(9/18)
When this girl comes up to you at a party and says, "Hey, do you know how we can have some fun?" You should simply say in a very loud voice, "Narc! Why are you always trying to 21 Jump Street our good time?"
(9/19)
Oh shit! What was the safe word? Balloon! Boomerang! BUCHANAN! oh God no.
(9/20)
Okay, I am tired of this crap. What is with the hands on the knees and the leaning in the front row? This is all the rage now in sorority pictures and occurs even when there is only one row of people. Are there no chairs? No steps? I do not believe it. I think you all just want me to see your cleavage...and I thank you for that.
(9/22)
You know what is cool about the Japanese? They think it is hot to photograph their women in front of a meth lab. Yeeha.
(9/24)
A West Texas 9.
(9/26)
During the summer do you ever fantasize about flying off to one of those fancy European beaches with their nude-ness, pebbley sand, and pisswarm Mediterranean water? You start to dream and think wow maybe a girl like this will be there. Sadly, you come to the realization that who will actually be there is a 5'1" hairy Italian man in a banana hammock smiling at you for reasons you do not want to think of.
(10/1)
Our fans rock. Here is one waving our team flag, and yes, we all know it happens to look a lot like the Brazilian flag. Yes, we also know she is wearing a "Brazil" shirt, but as circumstances would have it, "Brazil" is actually how you spell Texas Grad Rugby in Gaelic.
I wish I were in Brazil.
(10/2)
So one time I was in Thailand visiting an old friend of mind that lived there. His wife wanted to have a bit of a laugh, so she forced (yes "forced") us to go to one of the brothels. There, she asked me to pick out the girl I found most attractive. Please keep in mind that a typical Thai brothel has several women with numbers pinned to their skirt dancing arhythmically on stage to music. Every once in a while there is one that kind of does a little pole dance number. Well, I picked the pole-dance-shimmying girl. The wife laughed and said that I picked the lady-boy up there. She said it was a common trap for the unwary American. Apparently, Thai women are trained in traditioanl Thai dance, which basically includes a lot of "unsexy" horizontal movements; however Thai lady-boys get all their dance training from MTV. Hence, why Americans and other Westerners pick out lady-boys with some regularity.
What is the moral of my story? You have just been ogling a dude. Ha!
(10/3)
We must stress here at GradRugby.com that a woman's appearance is not the determinative factor dictating whether she reaches "A Hot Girl" status. In fact, we evaluate all aspects of a woman's personality and overall character. In some circumstances, we do not even have to evaluate physical appearance to know that a girl is "hot". The girl below has that "can-do" attitude that really makes us swoon.
(10/4)
As I was raised on the streets of Compton, I have tried hard not to see "red" or "blue" but only one color... Anyways, growing up in those inner city schools I was always encouraged to learn a new language - usually Spanish. Remember how your Spanish books always had a picture of a rather homely boy and a girl that kind of had that "dude-I-was-drunk-and-we-hooked-up-and-she-got-pregnant-but-she-is-cool-and-I-feel-bad-because-she-is-Catholic-so-we-got-married-and-hey-look-at-me-I-probably-cannot-do-much-better" look?
Well, I think I would have been a lot more encouraged to learn Spanish if this girl was on the cover. I mean, DAMN!, you know that it is not taboo for a gypsy to kill a non-gypsy? I mean that is crazy. Plus I like tapas. And this girl conveys all of that gypsy/tapas imagery into one seductive little photo.
And yes, I know I need to get out more.
(10/8/07)
No baby...you know I love you...yeah...no she is just a friend. Yeah...I know...she is a whore...yeah...totally...hey there why not do me a favor...yeah...put down the knife. Okay? Great. NO NO I love you...of course I love you. No I would not leave you. Okay...there you go. Big hugs.
(10/9/07)
We take requests here at Grad Rugby, and for some reason, this girl was requested. Now, sometimes I have to think long and hard to come up with a joking, mocking narrative about a picture. However, some girls just defy words. This is one of the ones that defy those words. Yep no word can be used to describe this girl. In a thousand years of the English language I cannot think of one word that adeptly describes this girl...oh wait...
"slag".
(10/10/07)
Yes I know...they are only interested in my money. I know they will leave me the moment something better comes along. Uh huh...yes, they are gold diggers. I hate them, too.
Sorry...what were you saying?
(10/11)
If you ever read (or past tense: read) comic books as a young man, you probably remember those superheroines who had huge breasts, perfect legs, and could always strike some superhot pose while beating up the bad guys. And of course your nerdy friend-girl kept telling you that women like that do not exist and are just constructions of male suppresssion or some-such-something-or-other. Well, guess what? She was wrong. They do exist. I so cannot wait until they repel the evil alien invasion.
If you did not read comics, then congratulations, you probably were getting some in middleschool.
(10/15)
Why are librarians hot? I have three words for you:
Dewey.
Decimal.
System.
Grrr....
(10/16)
I do not understand what is happening in this photo. The caption says it is an "acarel nut" store in Thailand. Googling "acarel nut" still does not explain why scantily clad women must sell it from what appears to a be a taco van with neon ground effects and bullet proof plexi glass.
(10/17)
Man, it would be so cool if you went missing for, say six days, and none of your friends could find you and then you show up at a bar with clothes dishelveled, sporting a six day beard, baggy eyes, mussed up hair, and these girls in tow. To the looks of amazement, you just "Whassup?" Only hopefully the girls would look more excitedly exhausted than they do here. Here they just look bored, which makes me sad. I also would not want that dude with me. He makes me feel dirty. The kind of dirty that no amount of showering with steel wool can ever make clean.
(10/18)
The problem with hen parties is that you have a bunch of drunk, usually young, women, who are all secretly sad they also are not getting married, and those that are married are remembering how cool it was to be single. You would think in that frothy brew of estrogen, alcohol, and desperation you could be successful; however, some how all those chemical components really just add up to a man-hating crew of wannabe Sex In The City-ers. It is a mystery of the natural world.
(10/19)
How come when girls go out they dress as if a masturbating 15 year old put them together?
(10/23)
Remember when you were a teenager and the cool girl at school did not even know you existed but you worked hard, studied, joined a rugby team to make your body the pinnacle of athleticism, got a great job, and became financially stable by 28 and now maybe just maybe she will talk to you? Nope. Still not gonna happen.
(11/8)
Yes, I know. I have not posted anything for a long time. I apologize. Now junkie...here is your fix:
Shhh...shut up. This girl is texting me. "Hey w U - 4 tec 8 bed." Guys what the fuck does that mean? Anybody know? Am I getting some soon? Oh shit. What do I text back? I fucking hate text messaging.
1/23/08
You know when you are at a party and you run into a girl and you know you know her but you just cannot place her and then you realize you actually slept with her a few years back and there is this really awkward moment because you did not call her back? Well, this is kind of like the feeling you get when you open SI.com and see that girl in a swimsuit spread, but instead of thinking, "Gosh I am glad I did not call her back." You actually think, "I am a moron who should be culled from the gene pool."
1/23/08
You know what is cool about her....nothing...because she is HOT. Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
HOT GIRL IS BACK BABY (and I think I figured out how to make the pictures bigger). REVEL IN IT. Revel like a dog rolling in his own poo because that is what "hot girl" is to you. It rhymes because I am good.
1/24
Let me just say that it is really difficult to search Google Image for a hot girl with an entire class staring at your computer. Awkward to say the least. So I here is a placeholder hot girl for now:
1/25/08
This is the type of girl, who when you ask to rub your back after sex, looks at you, says nothing, smiles a bit, and then puts her cigarette out on your stomach. She then gets up, makes a cough up coffee, and takes a shot of vodka all while rolling another cigarette with her left hand.
1/25/08
(The grammar is not so good in the following paragraph. I understand this.) This is the type of girl who is impossible to approach. You know that she knows she is too hot for the direct frontal attack, i.e. just walking up and introducing yourself to her. She will talk to you but you are never getting her number. Secondly, you know she is definitely to self-confident to sleep with you when you drunkenly hit on her after 3 hours of staring at her during the party. The only way anybody ever gets this girl is either to have a really big record contract or you find out she is really into something like making majong tiles out of soap and you go and study up on that shit and finally have an "in" with her. However, we all know that is too much effort and the ugly girl standing next to you will probably look a lot like her if you just find enough whiskey and a dark enough room.
 1/28/08 Girls like this are the reason I went to graduate school. Yep, I plan to meet a pretty young thing who is independently wealthy, has hereditary title, and is slightly naive. I will then marry her, live off her fortune, and sleep with women who look like the woman below. I will then be involved in an ugly divorce, which will be detailed fully in Us Weekly. After my divorce, I will slowly slip into obscurity but will desperately try to hang onto my ever-fading fame by going on pitiful reality shows that require me to lose weight by eating leeches. 
1/31/08 She is so hot the camera cannot even encompass all her hottiness. If she were fully in the frame, your eyeballs would melt.
2/1/08 These are the type of women that spend most of their twenties chewing up and spitting out every guy that gets within penis length of them. Then one day they wake up and realize they are 34, alone, and identify with Carrie on Sex in the City. When they ask, "where are all the good guys in this city?" What they do not realize is that seven years ago all decent guys collectively said, "screw y'all" then went and talked to the girls on the other side of the room that these girls wer making fun of. 
2/5/08 Remember Married with Children? Remember when peroxide blondes were hot? Remember Bud? Ha! That probably just killed your libido.
 We should bring back the cigarette holder. Why? Because nothing says "phallic reference" better than a cigarette holder. Plus girls that smoke cigarettes in holders remind me of Zelda Fitzgerald, and she was a lunatic drunk, who was probably one hell of a good time to hang out with. (Yes, that was a literary reference...swoon before a Grad Rugger's mighty wit and intellect...)
2/6/08
In the venerable words of Bluto, "TOGA! TOGA!"
2/7/08
So I know how y'all like to peruse CraigsList and read the ads. And of course, I know you think that when you are responding to "Hot and Luscious", who is bored and new to Austin, that you are actually emailing a girl that looks like the one in the picture. And I know you get really excited when she agrees to meet you in a parking lot near the Wendy's nobody goes to anymore because of the gang shootings. Of course, we all know you are really meeting some dude with a taser who likes the way American men smell when they are scared.
2/8/08
In honor of the pub crawl tonight gentlemen, a hot girl in a bar. The tattoo says she is annoyingly trendy, the lack of drink in front of her says you are paying, and the bored look on her face says that she will always tell you how much happier she could be if you would just buy...
2/11/08
Okay, so there is something called "cosplay", which is where anime fans dress up as their favorite anime character and go hang out at conventions. I know what you are saying, "Hey this is probably like Live Action Role Playing where a bunch of overweight dudes who have played too much World of Warcraft get together to come down off their Mountain Dew-fueled gaming sessions to pelt each other with foam arrows and whack each other with padded sticks while shouting '10 hit points Lone Wolf wins'." Well you would be wroing. As far as I can discern from the internet, cosplay consists of really hot women dressing up in extremely skimpy costumes. Yes, they may be stuck in a fantasy world, but maybe their fantasy world is the same one that I live in (you know - the one where girls like this actually acknowledge my existence).
And it just keeps going on and on...I need to watch anime.
2/12/08
See this is evolution I can understand. First, we were just bits of sludge in a nutrient-rich pool. Then, an alien meteor filled with miniature life-forms that kind of looked like the Doozers from Fraggle Rock crash landed in that nutrient-rich pool. The Doozers' DNA mixed with the little tiny proteins in the sludge and resulted in lifeforms resembling our modern day bacteria. Over millions of years, these bacteria grew horny, so they evolved into fish. However over the eons of time, being a rather randy fish just did not cut it. So these fish decided to evolve into some sort of land animal. Thus, the randy fish evolved into a Hot Girl and crawled forth from the muck. It makes sense if you think real hard about it and sniff a lot of dry erase markers.
2/13/08
In honor of the world's fightingnest senior citizen, John Rambo, we here at Grad Rugby satisfy a certain inside center's desire for guns and girls.
Saturday is going to be rainy gentlemen. Yes, you will get muddy but so will your fans...
2/17/08
This is a special true-to-life Hot Girl post. Lately our beloved Social Chair, Lucas Meyers, was able to attend a fashionable fashionista party and able to recruit several new women fans for Grad Rugby's Charity Fashion Show (date to be determined). Once Mr. Meyers explained that all proceeds from the show will go toward paying for a plane ticket so that Moonbeam can come back and so that Grad Ruggers will not have to put up with waitresses that do not understand all you have to do to make us happy is JUST BRING US (the cheap) BEER, several supermodels were willing to donate their time.
Below is a picture of our beloved Social Chair with some of the new fans.
2/19/08
I know, I know...you are thinking the girl in the front is the hot girl. No my friend. Please note the girl in body paint and nothing else riding her bike in the background. Yup. Do-rags and bodypaint has never been hotter.
2/21/08
Okay. The only thing that makes this girl qualify for this page is the anatomically correct stormtrooper outfit. Normally, I would happily make fun of her, but she does a pretty good job of it already.
2/24/08
After a certain point, breast implants go from improving the already good (e.g. adding whipcream and chocolate sauce to a bowl of icecream) to the point of screaming "I have body issues because Uncle Roger hugged me too much/not enough". It is a fine line, but it is one that should be scrupulously observed.
2/25/08
Mini-skirt made out of denim
+ Halter top made out of denim
+ Lots of lipstick
+ Way too much eyeshadow
+ Similar in appearance to the skank girl in a 1980s teen drama
+ A street corner
+ Kind of looks like a coked-up redheaded version of Tori Spelling
+ A drug habit
- Any apparent dignity
= HOOKER
2/27/08
Awkward! I was hoping for a new set of golf clubs.
3/5/08
Somehow a Ghostbusters "sexy" uniform and the website "infinite coolness" just do not go together. I am just struggling with choosing only one joke using the word "slimer".
3/10/08
It is Spring Break and she represents everything I will not be doing. No beach, no beautiful woman with a smile that says "hey it is Spring Break welcome to my chais lounge", no sun, and no drinks with little umbrellas in them. Instead I will be here in the rain with a bunch of skinny-jeaned hipsters wearing SXSW badges.
Bliss.
Not that I am bitter.
3/11/08
Dang. All I want in life is to wear her name on my arm and hold her close to my heart.
OOOOOHHHH...and these three too. Shoot...I have a long am. Their names will fit.
3/12/08
As per her request, this one is for Elizabeth H.
Honestly, what the hell is this outfit. It looks like some kind of cross from Flash Gordon and Flashdance. Whatever it is, it is bad. And who thinks Venetian blinds are sexy? Nothing says, "I put a camera on my table, set the autotimer, and stood in my apartment living room, like Venetian blinds." Jeez
4/10/08
Yup, you knew it was coming. Get it? A "hot" girl. Yeah, I am clever. Deal with it.
3/31
You know what would be cool? A harem. Just throwing that out there.
6/5/08
I have two issues with this "girl":
First of all, what is up with computer generated hot girls. I understand our technology has now gotten to the point where we can create realistic looking hot girls on the computer. I do not care. Facebook message me when technology has gotten to the point to make Weird Science a reality. And I do not mean the USA syndicated show, but rather the original movie. Yes, the USA girl was hot, but nobody tops the original.
Kelly Lebrock everybody!!! Yeah.
Anyways, do not look her up on Google image because she has gone the way of "hot-movie-star-refusing-to-accept-she-is-aging-and-destroying-any-natural-beauty-she-had-by-injecting-three-hundred-gallons-of-silicon-in-her-lips". When will women learn? Silicon does not go in the lips but rather the chest. The chest girls...the chest!
Second issue, why are girls dressed like Santa hot? This is what Christmas reminds of. Fat guy playing Santa and his hand lingering on my lap just a bit too long; lots of crying; and a trip to the friendly police detective who made me touch on the Teddy Bear where Santa's hand lingered.
8/17/08
This girl has never played Guitar Hero. Forget about your wistful dude-we-could-totally-hang-out-and-munch-on-Funyuns-play-Guitar-Hero-and-then-shag-like-rabid-monkeys-somehow-aware-of-their-impending-mortality fantasies. No girl like this spends her nights at home working on her whammy bar technique to Black Sabbath's War Pigs. Nope. Girls like this only hang out at one place - Star Trek conventions.
8/18
Yes, I know these are not girls. Sorry. But for some reason nobody informed me of the internet phenomenon that involves photoshopping squirrels with guns. I did not know on what other page to put these, but somehow this site is not complete without at least a couple of photos of heavily armed tree rats.
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