ATTENTION: The Webmaster has decided this page is a pain in the ass to update, and he is not going to do it with any frequency.  We have a listserve.  All partyingness will be communicated through that listserve.  The Webmaster knows the only reason you check this site is for the "Hot Girl" anyways.  Heck, The Webmaster could put up plans on how he plans to blow up D.C., and nobody would ever check this page.  Sighhh...so much effort but so little appreciation.

3.11.08 - 3.16.08

This is the week of free beer and free food - SXSW.  That is right.  I sent out the free list and good links to the listserv but in case you need the RSVP links (I cannot post the list), check out below.

As your social chair, I care about your level of daytime and nighttime inebriation.  Attached you will find the “free show list” for SXSW.  Following are a lot of RSVP links and email addresses for many of those free shows and other shows.  Also check out www.do512.com as a good place for a day-by-day breakdown of where to go.  I have signed up for all of them.  Hell if I remember what I just did.  Basically, spend thirty minutes, do this, and always have something to do this week and weekend. 

RSVPing does not guarantee admittance but does allow you to be admitted.  Vice always promises a good time, but sometimes the railings at their parties break, everybody falls on everybody else, and the police come and shut it down.  Ha!  Nothing like getting crushed by humanity to give you those proper “party scars”.

Here you go.  Just RSVP and show up. You give them marketing info and they give you free food and beer.

 PURE VOLUME PARTY (THIS IS A MUST SIGNUP) – do this if you do not do anything else.  Dependable free alcohol and video games and music.

http://www.purevolume.com/theranch2008

 

MOTORHEAD – enough said:

www.vicesavestexas.com

 

Vice Late Night Super Secret Party – always the place to be on Saturday night (they will text the location that night)

http://www.viceland.com/latenight/#submission

 

 

Three free parties here at the Nylon Magazine party:

http://www.nylonmag.com/index.php?section=rsvp

 

 

FRANK Jetset Flyer Austin Parties during SXSW, this is a pretty cool party w/ The Cool Kids and Pete Rock.

RSVP@: Event2@frank151.com

 

Levi’s Fort Party (another all day event – usually have free jeans)

http://www.thefader.com/newsletters/fort/invite.html

 

 

Filter’s Cedar Street day parties (right next to Fado):

rsvp@filtermmm.com

 

 

My buddy runs this one, should be good:

http://do512.com/event/2008/03/15/do512-big-day-party

 

At Hotel San Jose, usually a bastion for attractive women (must RSVP by March 12 8pm)

http://www.goodmagazine.com/events/Austin08

 

Bay Area Take Over at Beauty Bar (Thursday Noon-6pm)

http://www.thebayareatakeover.com/

 

Also at Beauty Bar but on Saturday (Noon-6pm) – Holy Fuck is headlining.  They are good.

feedbackrsvp@kingworld.com

 

Friday and Saturday – no need to RSVP it seems – free shows at Club Deville and Mohawk

http://www.thehotfreaks.com/schedule

 

A link to more at MYOPENBAR.com  (Basically lists a whole bunch of free parties and shit) – I like this site – sarcastic ratings of parties, day-by-day breakdown and lets you know if there is free beer. 

http://austin.myopenbar.com/

 

French Legation Party (at the French Legation – very bad ass) Saturday Morning

events@pressherepresents.com

 

Maggie Maes March 13 Noon- 5pm

http://www.planetarygroup.com/index.php?option=com_chronocontact&chronoformname=skewer

 

Nightime at the Children’s Museum – Something to do for free and it is at night and it involves vodka and you can jump in those ball pits

rsvp@kvrx.org

 

MyOpen Bar party – March 13th.  Very big.  Lots of people that are looking to mooch. RSVP in upper right hand corner

http://austin.myopenbar.com/index.php?section=rsvp

 

Whiskey Bar at night – not a lot of “free” night time stuff so maybe just RSVP

http://www.gigacrate.com/rsvp/




2.22.08 --

KIWI CRAWL. We are honoring the retirment from Grad Rugby of one of our greatest players - Kiwi.  He is off to do important stuff with an unnamed petrochemical company that involves melting the icecaps at a greater pace so that mass environmental and economic chaos is instigated and the revolution can occur.  Go Kiwi.



2.14.08 --

Why spend your Valentine's Day at some restaurant eating with other happy couples and shilling out large amounts of cash when you could be at Speakeasy watching miniKiss, a little people Kiss cover band.  Convince your missus that little people are the new diamonds.  Diamonds may be forever but they sure as heckfire do not rock...



2.07.08 --

West 6th pub crawl.  Hang out with the $45,000 a year millionaires.  We will start at Fado and leave from there.

Pictures from Belarus villages - Farmers drinking home-made vodka picture