A guide to recognizing your Expos:
Mark - Smells like bacon
Brett - Used to smell like bacon. Looks like Grizzly Adams
Kyle - Bald, tubby, left-handed
Kenny - NOT bald or tubby but left-handed
Jason - Wearing an Expos Sombrero
James - Probably hitting an RBI
Jeff - Remembers when dirt was clean (aka old)
Kurt = Shrek
Juan - Two Hands All-Star!
Ryan - Swings like Jim Thome
Nate - Should be here by the 3rd
Teddy & Warren - Out of town
Steve - Wind changes direction when he swings
Tom - Different position every inning
Dave - Sweating
Jeremy - FNG
Kurt - The BREED!!!
A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
