The Hockey Goon:
When the puck drops his opponents will fall
After the whistle Griff will go after them all
With hip checks and cross checks and sticks that are high
There'll be bruises and cuts and even black eyes
Some play for the money and some for the fame
But Griff simply plays for the love of the game
Putting the puck in the net makes heroes for the fan
But putting guys in the hospital makes Griff the main man.