Three SSSF Fighters Throw Down in Plymouth This Saturday Night!
This Saturday night (1/26) at the Cage Titans show at Memorial Hall in Plymouth, SSSF will have up and coming amateur, Manny Bermudez as well as pros, Ryan White and Johnny Campbell on the card.
Memorial Hall is the best venue around for fights and SSSF has had some legendary nights there.
For the best description of the events to come it's best to read the following Facebook post recently posted by Bill Mahoney:
Saturday is CAGE TITANS!
at best venue in new England memorial hall Plymouth!
SSSF fighters r Ryan the White King! Who faces the immortal Hector Dirty Sanchez in an old school 1 fall cage match.
Hector is allegedly 100-0 streetfighting.
Ryan is 1-5 street fighting but knows zoozhitsu.
I say then therefore Ryan by heelhook. I Say Hector prolly aint dealt w heelhooks on the strizeet! Wha...t say u?
Also Johnny Cupcakes Campbell. Is up against his toughest opponent yet!! The mysterious Mr X!!! (either that or I just forget his name. U DECIDE!!) JC started SSSF off in 2013 w a first round tko... I know what u are thinking "But Bill, JC is still recovering from his titanic struggle last week, no way he can b ready to win again already.
I put to u that JC is an SSSer & they say that SSSers can walk thru walls.. So JC indeed has a shot.
Finally we got an amatuer fight as well wherein Manny the Mexican (or something??) Manatee faces some random guy (shayne something?).. In a high flying luchador style best of 3 falls Mexican wrasslin match!!
I personally can't wait! Mannys cape keeps coming off but he's definatly wearing the mask. Winner gets the right to challenge Rey Mysterio Jr jr for the intercontinental title!!
U have not see real fighting til you've seen the Mexican answer to the hurricana.. The el Niño.
Manny is gonna do it from the uppermost balcony (btw manny, we gotta talk).
R u gonna be there? Or miss the excitement that only team SSSF(LLC) & Cage Titans(TM) bring to combat sports??
If u do show u will enjoy an evening of unparrelled martial mayhem the likes of which will be talked about for years to come!
U DON'T WANNA MISS THIS!
Ask any of the fighters or me classy Bill Mahoney or Scotty 2-hottie the Locust Lockhart (ladies he will will lock your limbs & break your heart) for tickets
ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
I know u r sitting there thinking
"Bill, I know u are offering something amazing, but am I man enough to go to this? A sniveling vermin like me? Dare I go? And if I do go, as unreal as your deal is, can u sweeten it even more???"
Glad u asked.
Yes! The common loser such as yourself IS indeed welcome to purchase tickets at SSS (as supplies last).
An u know what?
Buy tickets from us cagefighters THE LAST REAL MEN!!
and soon... YOU will feel like a man yourself!
I GUSRENTEE if u get these tickets soon beautiful woman will b throwing themselves at you wherever u go! U can now b more than the pathetic excuse for a man that u are.
R U MAN ENUFF?
Are u! ARE U!!??!?!?
I predict SSSF to go 0-3
And if we do all kidding aside I promise u now that I will commit seppuku.. ritual suicide... On the spot right there in the cage!!!
If we go 0-3 u shall see my entrails spill out all over the mat cover!!
DONT MISS THIS SHOW!!
I don't think we can win any(an I'm their coach!)
But I'll still bet u we go 3-0 CAUSE BATSHIT CCRRAAZZY!
and crazy bill is selling u mister common man a chance to see real men duke it out in a cage, an u can sit & feel like a real man yourself as u watch.
What do u say!!
(there u go mike. I did my part. Now get me the Downey rematch. I wanna hit someone. Just don't wanna get hit back).
Lata
at best venue in new England memorial hall Plymouth!
SSSF fighters r Ryan the White King! Who faces the immortal Hector Dirty Sanchez in an old school 1 fall cage match.
Hector is allegedly 100-0 streetfighting.
Ryan is 1-5 street fighting but knows zoozhitsu.
I say then therefore Ryan by heelhook. I Say Hector prolly aint dealt w heelhooks on the strizeet! Wha...t say u?
Also Johnny Cupcakes Campbell. Is up against his toughest opponent yet!! The mysterious Mr X!!! (either that or I just forget his name. U DECIDE!!) JC started SSSF off in 2013 w a first round tko... I know what u are thinking "But Bill, JC is still recovering from his titanic struggle last week, no way he can b ready to win again already.
I put to u that JC is an SSSer & they say that SSSers can walk thru walls.. So JC indeed has a shot.
Finally we got an amatuer fight as well wherein Manny the Mexican (or something??) Manatee faces some random guy (shayne something?).. In a high flying luchador style best of 3 falls Mexican wrasslin match!!
I personally can't wait! Mannys cape keeps coming off but he's definatly wearing the mask. Winner gets the right to challenge Rey Mysterio Jr jr for the intercontinental title!!
U have not see real fighting til you've seen the Mexican answer to the hurricana.. The el Niño.
Manny is gonna do it from the uppermost balcony (btw manny, we gotta talk).
R u gonna be there? Or miss the excitement that only team SSSF(LLC) & Cage Titans(TM) bring to combat sports??
If u do show u will enjoy an evening of unparrelled martial mayhem the likes of which will be talked about for years to come!
U DON'T WANNA MISS THIS!
Ask any of the fighters or me classy Bill Mahoney or Scotty 2-hottie the Locust Lockhart (ladies he will will lock your limbs & break your heart) for tickets
ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
I know u r sitting there thinking
"Bill, I know u are offering something amazing, but am I man enough to go to this? A sniveling vermin like me? Dare I go? And if I do go, as unreal as your deal is, can u sweeten it even more???"
Glad u asked.
Yes! The common loser such as yourself IS indeed welcome to purchase tickets at SSS (as supplies last).
An u know what?
Buy tickets from us cagefighters THE LAST REAL MEN!!
and soon... YOU will feel like a man yourself!
I GUSRENTEE if u get these tickets soon beautiful woman will b throwing themselves at you wherever u go!
R U MAN ENUFF?
Are u! ARE U!!??!?!?
I predict SSSF to go 0-3
And if we do all kidding aside I promise u now that I will commit seppuku.. ritual suicide... On the spot right there in the cage!!!
If we go 0-3 u shall see my entrails spill out all over the mat cover!!
DONT MISS THIS SHOW!!
I don't think we can win any(an I'm their coach!)
But I'll still bet u we go 3-0 CAUSE BATSHIT CCRRAAZZY!
and crazy bill is selling u mister common man a chance to see real men duke it out in a cage, an u can sit & feel like a real man yourself as u watch.
What do u say!!
(there u go mike. I did my part. Now get me the Downey rematch. I wanna hit someone. Just don't wanna get hit back).
Lata
