40th Anniversary Gorilla Patches Are Here !!!

Yes, Believe or not,  Gorilla alumni Steve 'Semphk' Senken at Semphk Industries, Great White North has managed to do something right for a change.  Better very late than never. YOU DA MAN,  SEMPHK

We'll start distrinuting the patches at the 2/5 game against the Shooting Stars. The patches will run $5 apiece. Alumni inquiries should be sent to scottsny51@gmail.com.

HOW TO 'ATTACH THE PATCH'

This is straight from the Semphk Industries hermaphroditic spokeperson, Eunuch Conklin, younger sibling of Gorilla Alumni, Chris Conklin . . . "There is adhesive under the back of the patch. This should ONLY be used to hold the patch in place while your neighborhood dry cleaner/tailor can sew it on.

WHERE TO PLACE THE PATCH 

The patch will go on, if you are wearing it, the upper right-side front of the jersey (looking at the jersey, it will be the upper-left quadrant). The horizontal and vertical seams in that quadrant will help you form a 'rectangle'. The patch should be place in the middle of that rectangle.

For a closer look all the Patch suggestions click here