VMA NEWS 3/29/26

.....Gm 3 marks Return of the Whale.... franchise ditches Clams monkier, dons original Whalers name to propel to 4th Cup taking deciding Gm3 3-0.... Seals cap Jeff Roberts: "I must fucked Lady Luck back in high school and forgot to call her back cause the bitch has been screwing me over for the past 3yrs".... Elijah Harris takes MVP honors, relinquishes 1g in final 2gms.... Commissioner Hurrell says, "I actually enjoyed watching the last few games, but i wont admit it publicly".... Deputy Marshall protects Cup all week over reports of potential heist....  

2026 VMA Finals on WHAV-4 

GAME	DATE/ TIME
Gm1: Seals v Clams	Seals, 5-2	Seals (-1)
Gm2: Whalers v Seals	Whalers, 5-1	Whale (+2)
Gm3: Seals v Whalers	Whalers 3-0	Whale (+1)

• Doug Madden
• Ryan Kelleher
• Matt Dunn
• Dan Calnan
• Mike Sargent
• Bum Cressinger
• Mike English - builder
• Mark Duquette
• Dan Grelle
• Brian Sheehan