The Little Rascals Standings
| West | |||||||||
| Team | Record | Win % | GB | Home | Away | PF | PA | Last 10 | Streak |
 Lemon Lobbers | 1-0 | 1.000 | - | 1-0 | 0-0 | 33 | 24 | 1-0 | Won 1 |
| Loaded Diaper | 1-0 | 1.000 | - | 1-0 | 0-0 | 22 | 16 | 1-0 | Won 1 |
 Trinity of Virginity | 1-0 | 1.000 | - | 0-0 | 1-0 | 22 | 17 | 1-0 | Won 1 |
| The Cum Monsters | 1-1 | .500 | 0.5 | 0-0 | 1-1 | 57 | 55 | 1-1 | Lost 1 |
 Jehovah Witness | 0-0 | 0.5 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0 | ||
| The Little Rascals | 0-0 | 0.5 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0 | ||
 Certified Lover Boys | 0-1 | .000 | 1 | 0-1 | 0-0 | 17 | 22 | 0-1 | Lost 1 |
 Piss Pimps | 0-1 | .000 | 1 | 0-0 | 0-1 | 16 | 22 | 0-1 | Lost 1 |
 Kwik Drip | 0-1 | .000 | 1 | 0-1 | 0-0 | 22 | 33 | 0-1 | Lost 1 |
